Last Pizza Pocket

i've just finished writing a 7-page final paper and accompanying lesson plan, so forgive me if i'm in any way lacking in eloquence. i just got up to go to the toilet and thought to write 'i am so relieved that tomorrow is one of those days when i literally have nothing that i need to do' when i realized that may not be true. so i looked at my maryland driver's license's issue date and did the math and realized that there is something i have to do tomorrow. i have to make at least two phone calls that i don't want to make, and potentially go to the mva.

the first phone call will be to the bank that owns my car, because i faxed them the letter to get the title forwarded to the state of maryland twice now and they haven't let me know anything. and the state hasn't called either, so i don't know what's up with that. the second is to the mva because by law i'm meant to register my vehicle within 60 days of claiming residency in the state. however, if i don't have my title transferred, i can't apply for a maryland title and thus cannot register the car. so hopefully they will be understanding.

yeah right, it's the mva.

well this sucks. i had already begun dreaming up a lovely blog post in my head during those 40 or so seconds between thinking about not having any responsibilities and realizing that i had one looming above me like a crushing hammer of annoyance. wait, crushing hammer of annoyance? see what i mean about the lack of eloquence? these are the jokes, folks. feel free to laugh. so i'll have to save that blog topic for the next time i've got a day coming up where i don't need to do anything. but realistically, that day will never come. there are always needs.

i guess what i mean is less that i don't need to do anything, and more that there will be absolutely no serious consequences were i to shirk my responsibilities for the day. and for the most part, that's every day for me. sure, there would be some consequences, but nothing so catastrophic that it would send me spiraling downward into a pit of hellish hellishness [really?] or anything. that's the blessing and the curse of being technically unemployed: you aren't really tied down to any one schedule, but in the grand scheme of things, you are somewhat insignificant.

what i'm really trying to say is that i need a job. unfortunately, i've got a weekend trip planned in a week that i can't get out of, so having a proper job right now is pretty much a non-option. which is good, because so far no one wants to hire me. i'll try quite a bit harder to find some sucker to let me work for them nice person to hire me once i get back from said trip. i know, i'm so clever. i'm the cleverest. today i worked on my paper, and after that was finished, i watched elmify videos and wished i were as good at vlogging as she is. the end!