the dog, she is chopped. no more womanhood for monster trucky. it's sad, but good. saw robin hood today, and i have the same opinion of it as i did of get smart: change the name and i can call it a good movie. seriously. the problem with get smart is that steve carell is not maxwell smart. and the problem with the robin hood movie is that it's practically a complete departure from most aspects of the robin hood legend/story. very loosely based. but both were enjoyable films aside from that whole false advertisement bit.
i spent some time in waldorf today out of necessity, which was interesting. by interesting, of course, i mean not interesting at all, because it wasn't a particularly eye-popping town. i consumed at least two days' worth of sodium and at least a day's worth of saturated fat. nachos + popcorn + sprite. my stomach hated me afterward. as soon as i noticed that the nacho chips said 'tostitos' on them, i should've realized it was a bad idea. they might as well just change their name to 'way the hell too much salt... itos...'
also, i did my homework. did you know that the reason the comma is [allegedly] supposed to be placed inside of the quotation marks is because in the old days when the printing press was new and fancy, the typesetters didn't want to lose the little comma and period punctuation keys? the more you know. cue the rainbow. i said cue the nevermind. it's time for sleep. i got like three hours last night, and that's mostly owed to the double-shot of bourbon i reluctantly acquiesced to consume at about 3 in the morning. not tonight! tonight, we dine in leather stretch pants!!!
no idea.
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